LORAX
Property
I speak for the houses.
And yes, they’re actually for sale.
Yes, I’m dressed as the Lorax.
Yes, this house is genuinely for sale.
This started as a joke on a Hinge date.
Then it somehow hit 2+ million views in under 24 hours.
Do I know how that happened?
Not really.
Do I know how to sell property?
Also, not really.
But now it’s a real estate agency (kind of.)
Teri Kearns
The Lorax & Director
The house he said I couldn’t sell as the Lorax.
So now I feel obliged to sell it.
He told me you can’t sell a house dressed like this.
Which, to be fair, feels like a reasonable assumption.
Millions of views later, this is no longer a joke
and is, inconveniently, a very good townhouse.
Three bedrooms.
Three bathrooms.
Big balcony.
49 amenities.
Private outdoor space.
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